January Mattisms

Open the gate (his hands) Pick a flower (invisible) That is how many boyfriends you have (65!)

Is Joe MontTim still on the 49ers?

Me: What is your favorite color? Matthew:  Invisible red.  

This book is for ages 50 and up (A book that advertises  50+ crafts). 

What? I can't hear you, I have an ear infection, remember? 

She is such a slime monster!(About Sam)

I am going to go change into some sport clothes. I need armor.

 Are you my wife? (To Grammy)

She likes fruits, vegetables, and, um, bacon (About Sam)

This is like Iceland! (His school parking lot)